News for the NightNEWS FOR THE NIGHT – “You’re gonna need a bigger selfie stick,” is what the boat captain in Jaws would say if that movie Bigger Selfie Stickhad been made today.  Why?  Because selfies have caused more deaths this last year than shark attacks.  That’s right, shark attacks got NOTHING on the dangerous selfie stick.

The biggest cause of self-death? Why, that would be falling.  Trying to get the most extreme selfie has led people to do extreme things, like standing on ledges hundreds of feet up in the air, or trying to get that perfect selfie as a train barrels down on you.  No matter the cause, selfie sticks should now invoke that familiar dangerous musical motif, du-du…du-du..du-du, du-du, du-du.  You know what I’m talking about.

 

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